I think someone is missing something

Is there a cute little girl somewhere (AZ or NY) that just happens to be missing this?

Too bad she isn't going to get it back unless her mommy lets her come visit me!  I'm holding it for ransom!

*This was found when I took the air mattress out.  It was all folded inside!

I guess there's a first for everything...

So I was asked at church today when I was expecting....I'm not.  I guess that means I'm looking a little fat!  Darn, I thought I was the only one that was noticing.